Jeg er ikke nået så langt endnu, men denne - snatchet fra et andet forum - er fed.
Det kan nok diskuteres, om ikke det er halvskidt spildesign, at det kan ske, men skidt med det :)
Iøvrigt også et tip til gratis hus, Beano ;)
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My favourite so far; I broke into this guy's house in the middle of the day, and he came running down the stairs, shouting and so on, and proceeded to stand punching me in the face. So I went outside.
He came out too, still hitting me, and then all these guards come running. So I thought, "oh balls here we go" again (inherent problem of being an assassin / thief!).
But they started to beat this poor guy up, and I wondered what the hell was going on. Then it occurred to me; all they'd seen was this guy hitting me outside of his house. So this poor feller died, with arrows all sticking out of him, for defending his own home.
Of course, I took the house key from his corpse and moved in. :D